Just for laughs
No tricks today, but if you need some ideas, take a look here.
Instead, I thought I’d share some of my favorite short jokes, which are guaranteed to make your fellow geeks smile and cynics groan. It’s been said that humor is just another defense against the universe. Arm yourselves, and enjoy!
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
To understand what a recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.
Kyboard for sal: only on ky dosn’t work.
Today I saw an ad — “A printer for sale” — handwritten. Hmm.
When I tell you that I am closer to 30 than to 20, I mean to tell you that I am 42.
I always learn from the mistakes of people who followed my advice.
Shortest science fiction story: The waiter says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
I’d tell you a statistics joke, but it’s mean!
If you buy 3 DVDs for the price of 4, you will get one more as a bonus.
Sure, we can start from one, but REAL programmers count from zero.
Q: Why did the developer stay home from work?
A: She had a code!
Q: What did the Southern web developer say when he found out his team stopped using version control?
A: Y’all better Git!
Q: Why was the JavaScript reality show cancelled after only one episode?
A: People thought it seemed scripted.